I can't breathe out the right side of my face
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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