youre lurking in front of me
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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