i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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