get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
it hurts more in the daytime
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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