So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Randomize
