Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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