This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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