6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Randomize
