we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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