If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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