I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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