Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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