Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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