she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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