so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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