I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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