TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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