he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
