Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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