The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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