i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
My ass is underappreciated
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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