Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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