Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Fuck appropriateness.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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