There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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