The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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