I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I think your dad took our porno
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
not ubering you a puppy
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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