Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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