can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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