dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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