I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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