im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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