I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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