I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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