yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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