you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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