Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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