what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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