She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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