I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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