party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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