His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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