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say what?
wanna hang out?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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