he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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