So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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