As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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