Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
The best revenge is premature balding
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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