so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
