i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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