One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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