I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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