So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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