I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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