i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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