Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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