Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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