Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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